Oh, Internet...

Many of you are familiar with a little site called Omegle. If you're not, this website gives you a random stranger to talk to. 99% of the time, this random stranger is an aroused guy trying to get some e-booty. My webcam is pretty low-resolution, and on account of my long hair, and how much of my face is covered by my glasses, many of these guys seem like desperate weirdos who have lowered their standards to an androgynous looking... thing. IE, me. Who can now look either like a very pretty guy or a very ugly girl. Anyway, my boredom gets the better of me sometimes, and I'll troll around a bit on there. I will be starting this post as of May 02, 2011. I will continually update with conversations from Omegle that I find humorous. Enjoy!


UPDATE: May 02, 2011

Stranger: can i see your boobs=]??

You: Not even a please?

Stranger: pleas=]

You: Fail spelling.

You: Try again.

Stranger: please=]*

You: Make it a complete sentence...

Stranger: May I please see your boobs?

You: I'm a guy, dipshit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 UPDATE: May 02, 2011

Stranger: hi

You: hiya

Stranger: do u show? if i show too

You: show what?

Stranger: [omitted] 

You:  You'll have to ask nicer than that, buddy boy.

Stranger: Prtty plz with a cherry on top may i see ur [omitted] ill do anything u want.

You: Anything, huh? Will you sing me a song?

(Stranger began to sing "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston)

You: Didn't impress me. Do a dance.

Stranger: really. ok what do u want me to do

You: Do the macarena.

Stranger: the macarena...

(I have a very deep laugh, and sadly enough I couldn't hold it anymore. He did it.  I would have toyed with this guy a lot more if I had the chance... He seemed desperate.)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.